tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274288842266976434.post1075018433035601825..comments2023-05-18T09:02:58.572-04:00Comments on Budgies and Friends: ....and FRIENDS?Budgie Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04661534275099461399noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6274288842266976434.post-18807092446603594722009-10-08T18:25:18.470-04:002009-10-08T18:25:18.470-04:00Shania notes:
Day 083 of my captivity …
My capto...Shania notes:<br /><br />Day 083 of my captivity …<br /><br />My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.<br /><br />Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.<br /><br />The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.<br /><br />Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. B*stards.<br /><br />There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.<br /><br />Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my<br />tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.<br /><br />I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The budgies receives special privileges. They are regularly put outdoors – and seems to be more than willing to return. They are obviously tasty mental defectives.<br /><br />Magoo has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with<br />the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My<br />captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.<br /><br />For now…From the uplands of Restonnoreply@blogger.com